1. Independent thought is a random expression of madness when challenging the status quo in a management meeting
2. To be ambitious but ignorant is like trying to impale a mosquito in a dark room with a toothpick
3. If at first you don’t succeed, change your deodorant..
4. Senility is that period in your life between lust and dust
5. The only ladder of success worth climbing is the stairway to heaven
6. If politicians had second thoughts about their dumb choices, it would be a first…
7. Monozygotic means only one of me is nuts
8. A Mexican schizophrenic often has mono a mono self-speaks.
9. Winter haute couture is upon us – brown is the new green